I don’t think I need to go into any long drawn out rambling diatribe about me and my greatness..
Because hell.. you guys already know how excellent my predictions are.
Well let’s get straight into it..
BECAUSE IT’S WRESTLEMANIA SUNDAY PEOPLE!!
Wade Barrett (Champion) vs The Miz (For the Intercontinental Title): The fact that this one is a preshow match, really irks me honestly. With the great new direction the Miz has been going & the fact Wade Barrett is as good, if not better than almost any wrestler on the roster today, makes it a hard pill to swallow that they won’t be allowed to shine on the grandest stage of them all. Oh well, this isn’t a day to cry about it..
This has been an excellent little many feud and well.. both are winners in this one. In the end though..
WINNER: Wade Barrett retains his title.
Tons of Funk (Tensai & Brodus Clay) & the Funkadactyls (Naomi & Cameron) vs. Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow) & The Bella Twins (Nikki & Brie) (8 Person Mixed Tag Match): So uh.. not sure here. This is obviously one of the fun throwback style matches Wrestlemania has ALWAYS delievered. With that said.. I’m oddly excited about this one. I know, right?! The crazy charisma of all the competitors and the chemistry they all share is OUTSTANDING.
Winners: The Crew of Funk. That will be followed by one of the best dance scenes in pay per view history!
Chris Jericho vs Fandango: I’m not even sure what to think of this match. Before I start, I want to say I like Johnny Curtis. I sincerely believe him to be a good talent who can go far in this industry with some polishing of his overall package. I mean that.. But why in the hell is Y2J in this match at Wrestlemania? I’m positive he’ll steal the show with the young dancer turned wrestler.. but shouldn’t he be stealing the show in a larger match? Oh well..
WINNER: I want to say Jericho, but I can see this being some sort of springboard for Fandango. So.. Fandango.
Triple H vs Brock Lesnar (NO HOLDS BARRED – If Triple H Loses, His Career is OVER): This.. This right here.. is what Wrestlemania was designed for. This match is going to be everything that embodies greatness and Era’s gone by the wayside. It’s going to be brutal. It’s going to be beautiful. It’s going to be one of the best matches we’ve seen in quite some time. These are facts. The lead up for this match has been amazing, but this is one of those rare occasions when the match will be better than the build.
WINNER: Us fans! More importantly though.. Triple H.
Team Hell No (Kane & Daniel Bryan) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langstan (For the WWE Tag Titles.): I think this could end up being a very good match. A strange chemistry amongst all the competitors in this one, but at the same time – it seem’s a bit rushed. Like they had no idea what they wanted to do with these men, so.. let’s put them together! Either way, in the end – I’m actually glad they did.
WINNERS: I feel it might just be time.. Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston
Ryback vs Mark Henry: Folks.. I don’t give one single solitary DAMN what wrestling purists have to say.. I’m VERY excited for this match up. This one isn’t going to be pretty by any stretch of the imagination. If you want technical wrestling, Youtube your favorite competitor, than only YOU know about – in an organization that draws 33 fans on any given friday night. I want to see two bulls go at it. I simply want to see two Alpha Males beat the crap out of each other. Period.
WINNER: Ryback FEED HIM MORE!!
Randy Orton, Big Show & Sheamus vs The Shield (Ambrose, Rollins & Reigns) (6 Man Tag Match): This match is one EVERYBODY should be excited for. It’s going to showcase 3 young men under a spotlight of greatness at wrestling’s Superbowl. My point? Well asshat.. My point is, you will be seeing the birth of 3 new MAJOR players in our favorite sport. Anyone who can take a match/feud with the likes of Orton, Sheamus & Show to Wrestlemania & have the world doubting that those 3 main event main stays ccan defeat you.. are doing EVERYTHING right. The Shield is something special people. Game changers. This match would be just that as well.. a game changer.
WINNERS: Orton, Sheamus & Big Show (But The Shield will shine!)
The Undertaker vs CM Punk: The probable match of the night/YEAR. The buildup was slow in my opinion. I just didn’t care for it.. That is until last monday. What an ending to RAW! This match SHOULD be everything we hope for and more. Is The Streak truly in danger at the hands of the Best in the World? I love how as time goes on.. people worry more each year about The Undertaker! That’s a great part of the story in my opinion.
WINNER: The Undertaker.. DUH!
Alberto Del Rio (Champion) vs Jack Swagger (World Heavyweight Title Match): This is a match I’m VERY excited about. Being a fan of both, but especially a long time Swagger freak.. I think this is the night both men show the world they deserve to be right up front. They are going to shove their greatness down everyones throats! They are going to show WHY they are in one of the main events at Wrestlemania damnit!
WINNER: Jack Swagger (Then a possible MITB Cash In by Ziggler.)
The Rock (Champion) vs John Cena (WWE Championship Match): This match just doesn’t have the same feel of last year’s match to me. I’m not a fan of the build up & sincerely believe Cena just didn’t make us care enough. I can’t place all the blame on him, but honestly if you HAVE to have your competitor right there to play off of & make the fans care that way.. you lack that little piece of greatness that the Legends have in their arsenal. That’s just my opinion.. which mean’s it’s true. HA!
WINNER: John Cena..
There you have it.
A pretty stacked card from head to toe.
I can say without any doubt, that I’m positive this one is going to be a great one.
Are you as excited as I am?
OF COURSE YOU ARE!
Now it’s time to sit back & watch my overall prediction greatness!
Enjoy the show tonight people..
Wrestlemania is why the majority of fans ARE fans!